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Can't Tell Me Nothin
5.22.2003

i swear to god i'm gonna have a heart attack early in life.i wake up to the wonderful sound of a mothafuckin phone ringin (i hate that shit) then i wait for the dreaded beep of the answer machine meanwhile half of my body is numb with sleep. i drag my ass to the bathroom, wash face, brush teeth, blah, blah.... then i drift downstairs and smell the lovely scent of bacon so i'm thinkin 'yea boy i'/m gonna get some bacon' but lo and motherfuckin behold the damn griddle pan is on the stove with cold ass bacon lard (so thats what that smell came from!) what the fuck!! i aint cleanin that shit up the other egg pan is out too with some grease in it. i'm not cleanin up some shit that number one i did not do and two i had no motherfuckin part of. DO NOT make some damn breakfast leave a motherfuckin mess if u dont have time to clean that shit up then dont fuckin fix it i swear my blood is gonna jump out my damn heart... i'm gonna make me some breakfast but i aint cleanin that other shit up...i'll just leave it on the deep freeze. hell nah i aint cleanin up bacon grease when there is no bacon for me...hell motherfucking no. my chest hurts...christ....

she looks like a movie star she look liek a candy bar.... i'm gonna make an animation with that...ideas just jumpin through my head...lemme go eat before i fall out from exhaustion... stayed up til 4:10 last night UNINTENTIONALLY! time goes by fast...i made me a sig :) i'm hongry (spelled like dat on purpose)

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 10:47 AM

5.18.2003

DSL is lovely :)

the sudden craze for sneakers at 1:36 PM

5.14.2003

yooooooooooooo i just finished the coldest winter ever like a day ago. it was so damn good i couldnt put that book down so i got like 3 hrs of sleep yesterday and my legs, more specifically my quads, are KILLING me!!! ugh i worked out too hard the other day.... but it leaves time to work on other parts of the body like my arms dont want that jiggly underarm fat :٤

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 5:52 PM

5.12.2003

yall musta forgot....i can't rap

i musta forgot....i'm a youngin. yes i graduated when i was 16. i'm 2 years outta high school 18 goin on 19 in july (i want bday shouts!) got dammit why must u old folks (mid twennies and up) remind me that i'm young :(

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 10:41 PM

5.11.2003

happy mudda's day errybody!!! i got my mom some nice smelling lotion and spray, and incense and a loofah sponge. we went over my aunt's house everybody (within the vicinity) showed up. everybody was mad cuz uncle roberto didn't bring enuff potato salad. the cake we brought was good, i got mad hyper i'm too old to be hyper gonna be 20 next year i'm gettin up there bah
peas

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 11:49 PM

5.09.2003

this is the hat i want can't find it anywhere around here though :( i gota go to filenes 2morrow and look for it

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 11:40 PM


i have been classified as a Stalker by that test shit is too funny.

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 10:52 PM


Index of /funnypics my new source of funny pictures!! they even have a search one for people who dont search to see if their topic was previously posted just gotta wait til i get my secret plan off the ground shh dont tell anybody....

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 12:23 PM

5.08.2003

first day with nothing to really do.... except clean of course! or thats what mommy dearest thinks... i have no gift for her... i might get her the godfather dvd collection $80 but worth it (at walmart of couse) i worked out today true to my damn word i might do tae bo tomorrow so many people swear by it and we do have the videos so.... hmm i'm suposed to cleaning the upstairs closet bottom right now some crap is stuck on the floor and i had to clean the upstairs bathroom floor also and change the shower liner which i should be doing now.... oh yea luda's video was nice, his braids were cute & he was lookin good as usual :D... 2 fast 2 furious.... peas and rice

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 3:24 PM

5.07.2003

why do people walk outside in their damn bare feet? i never understood that. or in their slippers for that matter i mean they are called house shoes are they not? luda's new video for act a fool is premiering today i'm so happy :D

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 6:56 PM


this chick in here is talkin mad loud on her phone good lawd the phone is RIGHT there in your face must you yell like the person is across the street? i mean damn i dont wanna hear about your life dramas....
plus this chick is asian (no offense to any of yall readin this crap :] ) AND she's sneezin in here i think i may have to go she might have SARS!! lmao i crack myself up wooo
dont mind me i'm bored....

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 3:26 PM


i got everything done today i dropped off my final paper for CIT dropped off my FINAID thingie (late who gives a whoot) i might go and get some dolo so i can buy new music to listen to but that requires walkin and i'm feelin MAAAAD lazy rye now.
on anotha note: i cant stand the niggas around here everybody fuckin everybody lotta chix pregnant so i'm abstainin from any type of sex activity or act from now on..... until ya know i meet somebody from another part of the state... or outta state that i dont know and nobody else here knows... hah blah blah i aint movin off my ass hmm this dude was in this ad in vibe mag - he's cute we dont have cute like that around here or maybe i dont get out that much or maybe i just dont like it up here i need to move but i have no money and no other school will take me cuz i have HORRIBLE grades yes horrible 4-5 Fs last year good lawd what happened to me i was a straight A student. i even skipped a damn grade. that got damn senioritis from high school bit me in the ass in my sophmore year (high school) and hasn't left me since. i'm about to be a junior in college and need to start lookin for interships so i gotta get my ass on track.

am i cool? do you think i'm cool? i dont, i think i'm retarded. can you be cool and retarded at the same time? i'm goofie as hell too hmm
peas and corn for now

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 10:11 AM

5.06.2003

quoted from IC: "the thing is with the classes i'm failing, they're not even for my major, child psych btw, which seems a little retarded to me why must i take the basic classes like history (which i HATE would somebody take it for me please?) i learned all of that stuff on high school i'm sick of learning history" we keep learning about the civil war and world war two and world war one and the formation of the constitution and i could go on for days but i've learned all of that crap 5 times over. lets learn something new. how about the future of history that would be a class....

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 2:35 PM


you would think that because we are in the SUPREME minority at this school (its like 100:1) us (scratch that, its not me i'm nice) no THEY, the other black chicks at this school, would be slightly, just slightly, cordial to other people like the otha sistas (black females for you non-black/non-ebonix speaking people) on campus, but no they gotta walk around with a permanent scowl on their face like they got sticks up their asses or sum shat.

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 12:27 PM


grrr...i just looked at another hoe's blog and when i tried to close it it popped up like a million windows. i fucking hate pop ups. argh... anyways um I'M DONE WITH EVERYTHING!!! yea! no more classes, tests, papers... i feel like doing some somersaults or some shit but i wont cuz i dont know how and will probably end up breaking/hitting something that i can't pay for cuz i'm brizoke.
anywho i'm getting a new phone this month prolly this one its purdy aint it? SMS capabilities (aka 2way for yall technologically challenged folks) flipphone just like i want its only $100 compared to some people's phone $300 on a phone u might break or some shit hell nah. plus i dont talk much on the phone some people just go around chattin on their shit for hours prolly just talkin to themselves crazy ass people in this world... i'm definitely going to camp this summer got my shit in the mail yesterday i believe or the day b4 or when the fuck ever i just know i got my shit.... S & S want me to go dancing this thursday but i have work and they act like i can get here when ever the fuck i want uh no i have no license to i need transportation "just ask ya mom" yall bitches know how my mom is she be tired al lthe fuckin time. when she comes home on wed. the whole mode i'm in just changes. i was at home just chillin prolly jammin to some music and she complains about every damn thing "turn off that music" "SLP did this" "SDP cried about that" good lawd woman! i work over there too! i think i know how they can be...
today is dreak (is that a word?) and bleary, wet and weary. i hate rain, especially when it comes in excessive amounts. like more than half an hour at a time. only half an hour of rain should be allowed to fall at any given time then the sun should shine for a few hours unless its night time then let the moon shine (ha moonshine get it). hm i'm done
peas and corn º_º

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 12:09 PM

5.05.2003

i have this damn final paper to do but i dont fuckin feel like it right now ugh... i'm SUCH a procrastinator....

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 2:27 PM


ONE MORE FINAL TO GO!!!! i'm so sick of my mom right now its not even funny...my cracksite and favoritest message board in the world the IC have moved to a different server for some reason and i can't get on it from home because my punk behind madre won't change my damn restrictions but i have a plan on gettin on there from home i aint tellin on here cuz she might peep this and find out the dealio. oh fuckin well :D

bye '_'

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 2:22 PM

5.02.2003

NO MORE CLASSES!!!!!! holl-ER like a mug maaaan i've been waitin for summer vacation for FOREVER. i can work out er'day now. ahh

i started this diet last week i believe and have lost 15 lbs, in reality only 5 but it works pretty well. momz has lost alot i can see it in the bagginess of her clothes. we went to cape cod last weekend (easter) its was nice cold at times especially on the beach but still beautiful i seriously SERIOUSLY didn't wanna come home. my eyes watered when we started home. damn the ocean is so fucking mesmerizing.


some hoes in ones of my classes today started faking the valley girl tone "shut up" "you shut up" i felt like saying "YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP" dam slores. and why do some females (supposedly the cleaner gender) leave streaks in the fuckin toilet? and they dont spray the air freshner in there after they take a damn dump. that lysol aint there for looks! i swear some of these chicks at my school need ettiquette lessons. burpin and not saying excuses me. going to the potty and not washin their hands. nasty whores....



peas and corn '_'

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the sudden craze for sneakers at 2:54 PM

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