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me and my roommate got in trouble for "vandalizing" my friends door for april fools. we tried to do a belated april fools day prank yesterday on our friend's room across the hall. we wrote on their door in fabric paint expecting to get a loud ass reaction or somethin but no she just come out and cleaned it off. then we do it again and smear the paint over the whole door. then the exfriend [the first friend's roommate] comes out and starts yappin about how she won't be cleanin shit up blah yadda blah. we go back into our room for a few minutes and then we see a splash of somethin under our door [mind you we have carpeting] we smell it and its pickle juice then we open our door and there's mayo, mustard, bbq sauce, peanut butter, and turkey slices all over our door. we clean our door then the one we were trying to get asks if we're goin to clean her door. me and my roommate laugh our asses off and go to ihop. we got a phone call half an hour later talkin about the lady from the desk downstairs said we gotta clean the door before 7 or else. we got back to the dorm and promptly go to bed. then at 3 am the lady downstairs comes bangin on our door and tells us to clean up. we scrape the door with spoons cuz the paint is stuff hard. the nthe resident director and the dean of student affairs found out and he's mad. now we gotta pay $200 each and do community service or we get kicked out of housing. nothin woulda happened if we didn't have a snitch on our floor. all four of us would've cleaned up the door together and that would be the end of it. but now its all blown out of proportion....

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