5.31.2004

ok i'm bored & i have offically decided to go back to camp. i'll miss it too much. i don't know why i like it so much but i do.

Labels: life

5.29.2004

BAM BABY!!!

new layout for yall asses. yea green, a new color for me. kinda nice if i do say so myself

5.26.2004

Me, Myself, and I [are i all i got and from now on imma be my own best friend]

I am: a sneaker fiend
I want: lots of money to buy lots of sneakers with
I have: too many sneakers [according to my mom]
I wish: to have the large collection of uptowns in the world
I hate: people all up in my personal space
I miss: my youth [LOL]
I fear: spiders and complete & utter failure
I hear: voices O_O
I search: for more sneakers :)
I wonder: why do we need to learn history in college after enduring 4 yrs of it in high school?
I regret: getting bad grades
I love: sneakers and laughing and fire
I ache: a day after excerising vigorously
I always: procrastinate
I am not: pretty
I dance: quite well
I sing: in the showah
I cry: at painful moments
I am not always: so crazy...
I write: horribly
I win: gin rummy
I lose: in chess :(
I confuse: the days of the week
I should: clean my room
Three things you are often complimented for: smile, graphix, personality
You get embarrassed when: never
What upsets you: cleaning
You keep a diary: uh isn't this considered a diary? kinda sorta...i dunno
You like to cook: [i like to bake] random snacks
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone? uh yea
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: no

You bite your fingernails: yes, i can't stop myself :(
You believe in love: yes
The prettiest person you know:
The weirdest person you know: probably me
The loudest person you know: sarita
Your close friends: sarita, melissa
The person that knows the most about you: ME
Most boring teacher: my 2nd to last history professor, i loved to sleep in his class.
Your most overused phrase on people: retard
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: i don't know, the glow in the dark stars on my ceiling
Your best feature: my eyes/smile
Take a shower everyday: duh i aint trynna stink
Have a (any) crush (es): yea bout 4 of 'em lol
Think you've been in love: maybe once
Want to get married: yea, although i won't die if i don't
Have any tattoos/where?: none yet, i want a lion on my arm or shoulder blade
Piercing/where?: ears
How many piercings do u hAf?: 2 holes in each ear
Get along with your parent(s): yes...very close to my mom
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: dark dark brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: dark brown/dark red
EYE COLOR: brown


(FAVORITES)
NUMBER: 7
COLOR: blue
DAY: saturday
MONTH: july
SONG: cherchez la ghost by ghostface, saturday by luda
FOOD: my mother's sweet potatoes... my uncle's potato salad
SEASON: summer
DRINK: iced caramel latte... cold vanilla frappucino...sprite mixed wit orange soda...sprite mixed wit grape soda
VEGGIE: carrots
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? chocolate milk
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? strawberry

(IN THE LAST 24 HOURS)
HAVE U CRIED? nope
HELPED SOMEONE? helped someone understand graphic program ins and outs
BOUGHT SOMETHING? 3 books [a clockwork orange, monster, 100 years of solitude] and 2 pairs of sneakers [reebok supercourt casual and w&b pumas]
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? yea TGI fridays [won't be goin back]
SAID, "I LOVE YOU”? to my granma
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? write a letter? what is that?
TALKED TO AN EX?: no

5.20.2004

yall ever been offended by a smell?

i was washin the dishes and this nasty ass odor came from a cup or saucer or whatever and i had to jump back from the sink and grab the lysol can to deodorize and disinfect the sink. my nose almost ran off my face. it stunk worse than a nasty diaper or a fart. i dunno what it was but damn.

sexy sneaker alert

Labels: life

i had jury duty this week and got picked for a case. i aint tellin the verdict cuz some mofo might pick up on it and know the guy and come after me

unknown_tactix : i saw some shit downtown that i dont wanna see for another few weeks
chipzwdip : crackheads?
chipzwdip : bums?
unknown_tactix : hoes
chipzwdip : naked crackhead bum hoes?
unknown_tactix : i knew we had hoes but never seen em
unknown_tactix : the bus driver stopped for this one hoe
unknown_tactix : she had this short ass miniskirt on, just looked trifling
unknown_tactix : black lipstick
unknown_tactix : when she got off this fat white dyke in the front said woooweee she's FINE!!!!
unknown_tactix : i was rollin. then the bus drove past her and the driver was like "MARRY ME!" that bitch was NOT pretty or fine or whatever all she was was showin off some leg.

unknown_tactix : i saw this chick on the bus today who has this nasty dry/wet jheri curl and coke bottom glasses
unknown_tactix : and this ugly ass early 90s outfit on
unknown_tactix : but with some nice nails

i saw some spinners on a minivan. on tuesday this guy got off the bus and sounded like ed norton from the score : "ok thank you" i saw fat stomachs EVERYWHERE. chicks just showin off what their food gave them. got damn! this one chick had some cateye glasses on and some black spandex pants and this cropped shirt wit her belly hangin over her pants. niggas on the bus was like thats sexy.

short females wearing platform shoes to make up for their height deficiency is funny.

man i'm mad@the shit the family divided get from dr. phil. i want a damn vacation to the cayman islands and a Pottery Barn bedroom makeover.

Labels: life

5.17.2004

i got picked for juror service today. my very first time. and i took the seat with my lucky number: 7. i was kinda pissed though cuz like 25 people were ahead of me and all of them got excused. oh well at least i get paid and get to work also.

i saw a suv with its front bumper tied on with a plastic bag. and multiple multicolored hoopties [yes hoopties fuck your definition] and one horribly ugly rice rocket

these got damn male enhancement commercials are sickening: levitra, cialis, enzyte. burn them all.

ooooooooooo i wanna seeeexxxx you up! yes i do like these even with the pink.
y estos tambien

Labels: life

5.13.2004

the red sheed lows are droppin' in july pure hotness

new UK hotness actually these aint even out yet

i think i like sneakers too much but ya know what? i don't give a rat's ass. some of these air maxes on jd sports looks kinda dope. UKers cuz they get the exclusives before america does. the air max 90s:

luda look hella good in the splash waterfalls vid, esp. in the library part wit those glasses.

"clog your anus with a timb" LOL

what guy doesn't love sex? someone tell me cuz so far practically every male has said the shit and well the phrase should be null and void.

jermaine o'neal could get it.

imma hurt some white kids... hmmm poison? nah i'd get time for that. lemme think of somethin else :D

my mom be complaining to me TOO GOT DAMN MUCH about her job. she needs mate or some shit cuz i dont wanna hear it. come in the house scowling and tuering off my music and fuckin up my mood after i dun cleaned up more than i was expected to. fuck that, i aint a house wife. i care for her well being but shit i don't wanna be around this scowling always tired and in a bad mood woman. fatigue doesn't mix well with estrogen.

5.11.2004

2005 car model preview [my favorites]

the new love of my life: the Aston Martin D89
the Audi A6
the Chrysler 300
the Chevrolet Corvette
my first love: the 2005 Ford Mustang
the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
the Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster
my second love: the Maserati Quattroporte
prolly the most affordale car up hurr: the Volvo S40

5.10.2004

welcome to the smackfest. it's an entertaining little contest. i'm late puttin the link up but so fuck it [and fuck you too :P]

i'm bored once again.

5.09.2004

ight new blogger setup. its not lettin me see my newest posts. i want a new layout for this page as well. somethin blue maybe. i can never keep one layout for more than a week or two.

my relatives are really nosey. :-/

feliz dia de madres

"you're gay" "that's gay" i'm so fuckin tired of hearing/seeing that got damned phrase. kill it NOW!!

part of my lip feels numb. i don't feel like finishing my hair. half of it is an afro puff and the other side is half done. my hair is too nappy :(

clubbing whilst in high school? shit i was 16 and wasn't nobody lettin my ass in anywhere. tell me why in one of the clubs niggas were all doing the a-town stomp like retards when usher's yeah came on. the white girls doin the muscle all stiff.... hilarity

these licorice altoids ae burning

Labels: life

yeah.....
thought u knew me better than this? im too lazy to be lookin for buyers, i was just lookin for the quick cash. I'd rather just keep the shit, than do all that (lil bit is too much) sooooooooo.... IM BACK TO WIPE MY ASS ACROSS YO FACE BITCHES!!!

speakin of the club, i aint been in like two months. we gone have to hit that up when my nigga get out of school for summer. Man when i was a senior we used to hit the club like twice a week, most of the time. summer vacation is kickin in already B-)

Labels: life

yea two paragraphs and here come some more :P

sell your pc on ebay or something. or donate to the salvation army or whatever yall got down there.

I WENT CLUBBING!!! yesterday [friday] my friends popped by [so fuckin unexpectedly cuz i was takin my hair out but they were lucky cuz it looked kinda cute all wild n shit] we went club hoppin in hartford [club outfit: jean mini, red tank and matching rocawear sleeveless hoodie and my mids surprise fuckin surprise cuz i didn't have any shoes but the dudes at the door were being nice] to celebrate the end of the semester. we hit up infiniti, pyramid, and arkadia. yo....axe is a dangerous product. on our way into arkadia i smelled a nigga with some axe on and i turned around went back outside to ask him [like i didn't already know :D] what he was wearing and that turned into a dance or two and some digits were exchanged. we hit up denny's in enfield and found a few more niggas to chat with [more numbers entering into phones]. good thing about this trip was no grotesque, groping old guys. only sweaty short ones whom i refused to dance with, i just turned my ass around and navigated away LOL. i stayed over jackie's house and me her and my other two amigas went to IHOP and then the skating rink then to the mall to get some last minute momma's day gifts [after i told them how undeserving they were of their mothers]. damn i had a busy two days :D maybe my summer won't be so bad after all. i got 3 weeks in the south at the end of june. i can't wait...

nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. this pepto bismol commericla [i always misspell that damn word!] is hilarious. its like the pepto slide or some shit. the six flags commercial [ooo good on the first try] with the old guy was funny at first and now its kinda annoying but i dance along with it anyways :-/

Labels: life

5.08.2004

wow...... u wrote two paragraphs!!! :O

anyway... i was about to sell this computer but the nigga saw a damn commercial with this very same shit on sell for the low-low :(

dude... don't get a dell

um.. for mothers day? o_O oh yeah, glad we don't celebrate shit like that in my house cuz i sho' nuff fo'got bout it

on to my first day home, it seems like the same ol same ol... nice B-)
cept.. its this retarded nigga that keeps walkin up and down my street :| he takes big strides and be ice grillin :)) this nigge walked by me and my boys and when he got down the street a little further we yelled "LET'S GET THAT NIGGA" he took off runnin':)) damn !!! while i was gone, one of my folks said he asked him for some sweat pants "AyE U GoTE sOMe sWEAtpANTz?" ahahahaha man i missed this place, i no longer have a need to be on the net 16 hours a day :)

my basic net time now is 1:00am - whenever i feel like fuckin sleepin, which be may be 10am this morning

5.07.2004

i had a very excellent and successful day. i got my mom a foot massage/bubbler/spa and the godfather dvd set. i was stressing a few days ago cuz i didnt really get her anything last year. i've been meaning to get her the godfather set for awhile now. today was hot as a muthafucka. damn i ain't ready for the heat clothes-wise. i need more shorts and new t-shirts cuz the ones i have are old and faded and well shit i just need some new shirts. maybe some blanco en blanco lows....

whilst at the bus station today i saw this huge person [most ambiguous lookin motherfucker i've ever seen] with this high top afro bush w/ shaved off sides and neck rolls [you know where the neck looks like a pack of hotdogs] i think it was a woman cuz it had large deposits of chest fat where breasts should be but i dunno. this other lady who sat on the bus in front of me was actin all impatient. everybody else was all relaxed into their seats and she was sitting up all straight and her outfit did not match: purple satin shirt, jean skirt and pink shoes.

my teeth feel dirty, i need to go brush them. ¡adiós gente!

Labels: life

5.06.2004

keep yo undies on.

why don't some people realize when their breath is tart? if your tongue doesn't taste right or pleasant its time to get a mint or some gum or something.

sudden...urge...to...remove...underpants....rising..... @_@

anywho
this is it, this is my final peace out. I'm takin this stuff and movin back into my folks house for the summer vacation thingy. Im bout to me mad bored, or mad buck. This summer it's either/or!!! i know one thing..

IMMA SLEEP MY ASS OFF!!!!

imma be sleep all day all night all ....day and night o_o;hehe

5.05.2004

OMFG i hate the sound of the phone. that motherfucking generic ring and the god awful beep of the answering machine, an example of how i'm feeling:

me: i wanna smash this shit with a hammer
chipzwdip: damn
chipzwdip: aggression
me: yes
me: lol
chipzwdip: [thumps her on the nose]
chipzwdip: bad girl
me: [thumps his ear]
chipzwdip: [dies]
me: you don't understand
me: i HATE it
me: i wanna stick my foot thru it
chipzwdip: damn
chipzwdip: u crazy motherfucker

i feel like my mother's housewife instead of her frickin daughter "cook the chicken" "wash my uniforms" they should make self cleaning nurses uniforms and self cleaning dishes. i feel like i'm back to my old blogs

I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the boys to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the cute boys want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the cute boys want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the cute boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?

Labels: life

ooooh new layout this is is fire and i'm not even DONE!!!! [evil laugh] yea i'll be back bitches.

5.03.2004

Man, aint this some bizzle (v_v)p

the last day for my folks to be out of dorms is the 6th... how bout my final got pushed back to the 5th!!

now i cant leave urly if i wanted to :(

/me walks aways in shame

5.01.2004

i was plannin on goin to the mall so i went to sleep @ 1:30 but i aint feel like gettin up so i aint get shit done but clean off the grill.

i need a frickin adventure. i cannot wait til i go to north carolina. i need some cousins down there who are my age so we can go clubbin and so i can wile out properly. i have pent up energy that needs to be expelled. i miss hangin out with my people's but they've all abandoned me.

my life is pathetic [sigh]

Labels: life

duh! thats because I AM watching you @_@

anyways, yeah today was crummy/funny :D

i took half of my crap home from school today (its alot of crap, trust me). Seeing as how i didnt go to sleep the previous night i was lumpin crap around but i got it done. Next, i go to chill at my boys house doin nothin.....nothin @ ALL!! then one of my boys calls up a hoe and she brings her sister ICE GRIIILLLLLLL jk
The Shizzle does NOT fuck hoes (hoes are a no-no) but my boys do :D that is.... until my homey took both of them in his house and locked these other three cats out LMAO "Yall didnt believe i was goin to get some hoes..now yall out there..and im in here" *lock* *SLAM*

i have officially died laughing!

oh yeah what time did u go to sleep? why werent u up @ 4:58am when i logged ON? u got some splainin to do :(

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