i swear to god i'm gonna have a heart attack early in life.i wake up to the wonderful sound of a mothafuckin phone ringin (i hate that shit) then i wait for the dreaded beep of the answer machine meanwhile half of my body is numb with sleep. i drag my ass to the bathroom, wash face, brush teeth, blah, blah.... then i drift downstairs and smell the lovely scent of bacon so i'm thinkin 'yea boy i'/m gonna get some bacon' but lo and motherfuckin behold the damn griddle pan is on the stove with cold ass bacon lard (so thats what that smell came from!) what the fuck!! i aint cleanin that shit up the other egg pan is out too with some grease in it. i'm not cleanin up some shit that number one i did not do and two i had no motherfuckin part of. DO NOT make some damn breakfast leave a motherfuckin mess if u dont have time to clean that shit up then dont fuckin fix it i swear my blood is gonna jump out my damn heart... i'm gonna make me some breakfast but i aint cleanin that other shit up...i'll just leave it on the deep freeze. hell nah i aint cleanin up bacon grease when there is no bacon for me...hell motherfucking no. my chest hurts...christ....
she looks like a movie star she look liek a candy bar.... i'm gonna make an animation with that...ideas just jumpin through my head...lemme go eat before i fall out from exhaustion... stayed up til 4:10 last night UNINTENTIONALLY! time goes by fast...i made me a sig :) i'm hongry (spelled like dat on purpose)
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