i had jury duty this week and got picked for a case. i aint tellin the verdict cuz some mofo might pick up on it and know the guy and come after me
unknown_tactix : i saw some shit downtown that i dont wanna see for another few weeks
chipzwdip : crackheads?
chipzwdip : bums?
unknown_tactix : hoes
chipzwdip : naked crackhead bum hoes?
unknown_tactix : i knew we had hoes but never seen em
unknown_tactix : the bus driver stopped for this one hoe
unknown_tactix : she had this short ass miniskirt on, just looked trifling
unknown_tactix : black lipstick
unknown_tactix : when she got off this fat white dyke in the front said woooweee she's FINE!!!!
unknown_tactix : i was rollin. then the bus drove past her and the driver was like "MARRY ME!" that bitch was NOT pretty or fine or whatever all she was was showin off some leg.
unknown_tactix : i saw this chick on the bus today who has this nasty dry/wet jheri curl and coke bottom glasses
unknown_tactix : and this ugly ass early 90s outfit on
unknown_tactix : but with some nice nails
i saw some spinners on a minivan. on tuesday this guy got off the bus and sounded like ed norton from the score : "ok thank you" i saw fat stomachs EVERYWHERE. chicks just showin off what their food gave them. got damn! this one chick had some cateye glasses on and some black spandex pants and this cropped shirt wit her belly hangin over her pants. niggas on the bus was like thats sexy.
short females wearing platform shoes to make up for their height deficiency is funny.
man i'm mad@the shit the family divided get from dr. phil. i want a damn vacation to the cayman islands and a Pottery Barn bedroom makeover.
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