OMFG i hate the sound of the phone. that motherfucking generic ring and the god awful beep of the answering machine, an example of how i'm feeling:
me: i wanna smash this shit with a hammer
chipzwdip: damn
chipzwdip: aggression
me: yes
me: lol
chipzwdip: [thumps her on the nose]
chipzwdip: bad girl
me: [thumps his ear]
chipzwdip: [dies]
me: you don't understand
me: i HATE it
me: i wanna stick my foot thru it
chipzwdip: damn
chipzwdip: u crazy motherfucker
i feel like my mother's housewife instead of her frickin daughter "cook the chicken" "wash my uniforms" they should make self cleaning nurses uniforms and self cleaning dishes. i feel like i'm back to my old blogs
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the boys to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the cute boys want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the cute boys want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the cute boys wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?Labels: life