1. jack black is crazy
2. why was timberland lookin like justin's shadow during "SexyBack"? you can go the opposite way, timbo.
   
3. ludacris looked goooood during his performance.
4. beyonce wasnt actin too crazy for her performance of "Ring The Alarm" with her Rhythm Nation leeching ass. "got her labia all up in the screen" lmao
   
5. lmao @ the white kids leaning and rocking to "What You Know About That"
   
6. why wasnt that one black boy leaning and rocking enough? don't let them white folk out rock you.
7. why does chris brown look high? don't smoke chris :(
8. why is she still rummaging around in rick james' wig collection?
9. OK Go has the hottest chroreography. who do you know can jump around on a treadmill like that and not bust their ass?
   
10. why do i despise fergie so much? she looka like a man.
11. cham sounded so nervous when he won lol.
12. man kanye just LOVES to hear himself talk. he all extra soap opera and shit.
13. so mad @ busta's head dress lol
14. can spliff get up offa busta's nuts for ONE night? gawd damn
15. omg missy had the old school hairdo. i love the mini rims lol
16. i wish i could watch the backstage thingie. friggin shaw!
17. christina aguilera is the best white hispanic* singer. ever.
18. oooo damn christina dont do them high ass notes ever again *wipes bleeding ears*
19. wtf is with the black eye shadow on the white men? are they doin the goth shit again? i thought it was dead. [turns out that emo has been big for the past few years - where have i been?]
20. since when is jared leto the headliner for the emo movement?
    
21. i wish queen latifah would go back to her natural hair color
22. why is al gore spreading his propaganda on the vmas?
23. Panic! At The Disco = my new white group
24. wtf was up with andre 3000's outfit? i aint knockin it BUT he coulda matched his hat to the outfit.
25. whats with the black hair styles on white folk?
26. i'm sick of that "Hips Don't Lie" song
    

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